They had it coming

They had it coming didn’t they? If any of us were given a job and didn’t show up we’d get fired. Especially if we were bad at it. Well, they didn’t show up and they got fired. Their customers decided they would no longer buy what they’re selling. Someday, the people who were fired will understand who is to blame. But that’s not today. No, today it’s everyone else. Today they’re pissed at everyone from the media to Canada. Never understanding that they should take a hard look at any man wearing orange makeup. The good Lord gave them the talent to get the job. All they had to do was use it. Instead, they spent all their time fearing the orange CEO. It made them feel important. It made them forget their purpose. Well, they were reminded on Election Day. So where do the customers go from here? The new employees claim they can do the job better. They promise to work harder and smarter than anyone before. They seem to understand the goals and the route it will take to achieve them. But the problem is they still have to deal with what was there before. A CEO that doesn’t know shit. He can’t be fired. He has two years left on a no discharge contract. The upside is, they won’t mind pissing with him. At the least for a couple of months. Until they remember what they signed on for. Because with no work being done, customers will again wonder if they hired the right people. But hey, maybe it will work out. They’ll come to work every day with a can of makeup remover. That’ll get the CEO to leave them alone. They’ll ignore the remaining two years on his contract. After all, it wasn’t their fault that it was offered in the first place. And for now they’ll stock up on some Garnier. And for the record, I had to look that up. Good riding with you, Joel